Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a busy weekend: the day before they stopped by the MTV Movies Awards on Sunday, the couple threw a house-warming party for their new Beverly Hills digs. Guests included Oprah, Jennifer Lopez, Jeremy Piven, Tobey Mcguire, Victoria Beckham, Eva Longoria, and Brooke Shields.

It is just me or are they starting to look more and more like each other. In a really creepy way. And what’s with her clip-on wig? Haircut mite look good on Suri but she looks like a fucking Muppet! She’s a giant Muppet. This may be one of the many Katie clones that Tom has made. The real Katie is actually dead.

Here’s Tom and Katie: Now with matching hair. Because, let’s be honest – the only person Tom really wants to fuck is himself. This picture is too awkward for words. It looks like Tom is taking his sassy Great Aunt Sylvia out for a lunch where they’ll leer at the hunky waiter together. Then later they might play bridge!

Tom Cruise is receiving a new Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcycle this week. Tom is receiving the very first model of the only 1,500 made. The cycle cost $72,500 and can reach speeds of 200 mph, according to NY Daily News:

Cruise, whose net worth is upwards of $250 million, is known to have an affinity for fast vehicles, including motorcycles, Porsches and planes. Some estimate the actor spent $1 million in 2006 on fuel alone.

A million smackers on gas? Holy shit! Somewhere Al Gore is reading this with eco-friendly steam coming out his ears. He’s almost certainly wishing he didn’t make that promise to Gary Coleman to never kick a midget again. But he never said anything about face punching…