I didn’t think I could possibly hate PETA more than I already did, but that was before they unleashed these photos of Garfield’s Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian onto the world like Godzilla onto a small Japanese metropolis. The anti-fur website Fur is Dead says:

Khloe and her family have taken not only Hollywood but the entire country by storm. Everyone wants to know what she and her famous siblings are up to, who their dates are, and what they are wearing. In Khloe’s case, rest assured that it won’t be fur — PETA’s gorgeous new “I’d Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur” ad [stars] none other than Khloe herself.

“Taken the country by storm,” was it? Funny, that’s not the way I remember it. I’d say it’s more like “plagued the country like a case of genital warts that refuses to go away no matter how many times you burn them with a lighter or pour pesticides on your crotch.” I guess it’s just a matter of perspective.

Lindsay Lohan was pelted with flour bombs by anti-fur demonstrators in Paris this weekend after arriving at girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s DJ gig wearing a fur wrap.

“There is nothing remotely ‘fashionable’ about the torture and death of animals killed for fur,” animal rights group PETA’s Robbie LeBlanc told Usmagazine.com in a statement following the incident. “Lindsay Lohan might be able to ignore images of bloody animals skinned alive for their pelts, but we hope a dash of flour will help her rise to the occasion and forsake fur once and for all.”

Interestingly, this marks the first time that the expression “Lindsay Lohan bombed” did not involve a bottle of Absolut or a remake about an anthropomorphic Volkswagen Beetle. It’s also the first time “Lindsay Lohan covered in white stuff” had nothing to do with an eightball or the stuff that comes out of penises. This has gotta be one for the books, people!

Audrey isn’t exactly the kind of girl you’d bring home to meet mom and dad, actually dad would probably like her, she tends to be a little on the trashy side. PETA’s going to have a “field day” with the way she’s treated that dog. Coincidentally, I’m going to have a “feel day” with myself after seeing those tits!

Here she is with her rat in a doggie clown suit showing us her good side at Declare Yourself’s party.