Officials at the North Kern State Prison Reception Center snapped this oh-so-sexy mugshot of Phil Spector upon his arrival last week. Phil was forced to forego his beloved wig after being convicted of murdering Lana Clarkson in 2003.

Phil and his wigs face nineteen years to life in prison.

Victoria Principal of Dallas fame is being sued for pulling a gun on her maid and threatening to kill her. Maribel Banegas, the maid, claims that she took Victoria’s dog for a walk only to come back to an angry Victoria wondering why it took so long.

Banegas explained the dog wouldn’t do his business, but that explanation didn’t cut it so Victoria fired her. When Banegas made the mistake of asking for her final check, Victoria went upstairs, got her gun and “then pointed and aimed at the maid.”

Victoria asked another housekeeper nearby to “stand aside in order that she could kill the plaintiff.”

Maribel Banegas is suing for an unspecified amount alleging assault, false imprisonment and emotional distress.

In Victoria’s defense, Maribel made Mei-Ling, the dog, late for her gown fitting. Do you know how hard it’d be to get another appointment?

Real Housewives of New York City star Kelly Killoren Bensimon was arrested last week on charges that she assaulted her estranged boyfriend.

The 40-year-old reality personality’s boyfriend Nicholas Stefanov told police that Kelly punched him in the face, causing a laceration below his left eye.

She turned herself in on Thursday and was slapped with a misdemeanor charge of assault.

“Last week, Ms. Bensimon was charged with a misdemeanor and has entered a plea of not guilty,” says her attorney. “We are confident that the charges are unfounded and we look forward to a quick resolution.”

Kelly is due back in court on March 31.