This is some sweatshop fuckery. It pretty much looks like shit you would find at the dollar store. The new ad promises:

Christina Aguilera INSPIRE brings a little of her self-assured confidence and sexiness to every woman’s life. The fragrance will remind you not to drift along with the crowd, but will inspire you to stand up for what you believe in and strive for your dreams. The fragrance celebrates being a woman, full of feminity and fun. Be inspired, be sexy and be exactly what you want to be.

Especially if who you want to be is a sluttier transvestite version of Pennywise the Dancing Clown from Stephen King’s “It.” Beep beep Richie!

This picture of Christina Aguilera naked is from an old David LaChapelle photoshoot in 2004, but it’s all over the internet today, so naturally I’ll be hopping on the bandwagon. If all the cool kids are doing it, then so am I.

I love how Christina is just chillin buck naked on a barrel while Pamela Anderson is covered up. And there’s a child in the room! Scandal! Call CPS!

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Christina Aguilera was on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday and I really didn’t pay attention to anything she said. I just kept watching her massive chichis go up and down. They are much more interesting, because bitch is boring. Watching her interview with Ellen reminds me of running into someone you haven’t seen in a long time and there’s a reason why you haven’t. They just blab on and on about their boring ass life and you’re standing there thinking, “When is this person going to shut the mouth?”