Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears were seen out together at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Los Angeles Sunday evening. So much for sobriety and sanity! Adding Lindsay Lohan to Britney Spears is basically like adding whatever it is that you add to baking soda to make one of those volcanos when you were a kid. What? Science wasn’t my strong suite, OKAY?

Britney Spears snapped while shopping at Bed, Bath and Beyond Sunday with her new man, Jason Trawick.

Brunette Britney “trumps” blonde Britney any day. But I’m sure most of the guys would say that bra-less Britney “trumps” bra-wearing Britney. Heh.

Britney Spears’ Sons Dance to Toxic (Part 1) from Britney Spears on Vimeo.

A good way to get your ass kicked in school is to dance like how Jayden James and Sean Preston did to Toxic during a music break during Britney’s tour. This may be surprising, but if you’re a dude, writhing around like your mother isn’t something other guys find “cool”.