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Angelina Jolie has been married twice already and has said she’d never get married again, but now it seems she’s at least open to the idea. She told the Italian edition of Vanity Fair:

“Usually people fall in love and everything revolves around the ritual of marriage, children are an afterthought. We did everything backwards. But sooner or later it will be the kids who ask us [to get married]. You know, they see films and start asking questions. Such as, “Why are Shrek and Fiona married and you’re not?”

Ah, Shrek! I’ve learned many important life lessons from that movie. Namely, that it’s perfectly normal to have to have pets that talk back to you and that one day, giant cookies will join forces with us in our fight to overthrow the establishment. Don’t let your psychologist tell you any different!

W Magazine has released a few more pictures from Brad Pitt’s “private” photo spread of his blessed holy family. By “private” I mean public. The photos, shot by partner Brad Pitt, appear to show Angelina looking all Mother Theresa and shit, so I’m guessing the rest of the photos are going to be a bit tedious to look at. I mean, she is, after all, just an actress who once bragged about effing Billy Bob Thornton in the back of a limo. Not exact sainthood material.

The greatest mother who ever walked the face of this earth breastfeeds one of her twin messiahs on the cover of November’s W Magazine. It was shot by the greatest father in the entire universe. The Daily Mail and a few others have a look at the cover of W magazine. I’m assuming the sexier ones are inside. I’ll be pretty disappointed if I took all my clothes off for this.