Month: July 2019

Helen Mirren Wins Body Of The Year

Age is only a number, ladies. Dame Helen Mirren, 66, just won L.A. Fitness’ poll for Body of the Year. The health club surveyed 2000 men and women and British actress Mirren and British footballer David Beckham were tops of their respective gender lists.

Other Top 10 names include Elle MacPherson, Pippa Middleton, Daniel Craig, Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt. That company is not too shabby, eh Helen? We could not love her more. Simon Cowell and David Hasselhoff also made the list, which … OK.

Here are the complete Top 10:

Top 10 Female Celebrities

1. Helen Mirren – 17.65%
2. Elle MacPherson – 10.6%
3. Kelly Brook – 8.35%
4. Jennifer Lopez – 6.6%
5. Cheryl Cole – 5.35%
6. Myleene Klass – 4.2%
7. Holly Willoughby – 4.1%
8. Pippa Middleton – 4%
9. Kate Winslet – 3.9%
10. Nicole Scherzinger – 3.8%
Others: 31.45%

Top 10 Male Celebrities

1. David Beckham – 21%
2. Daniel Craig – 15.75%
3. Johnny Depp – 10.25%
4. Brad Pitt – 9.35%
5. Peter Andre – 6.65%
6. David Hasselhoff – 3.55%
7. Rafael Nadal – 3.3%
8. Ryan Reynolds – 3%
9. Robbie Williams – 2.3%
10. Simon Cowell – 1.95%

Jesse James Cheated On Kat Von D With 19 Women

Kat Von D announced on her Facebook over the weekend that former fiance Jesse James cheated on her nineteen times during their engagement. Yeah, never saw that coming, either. Us Magazine says:

“Today I encountered the 19th girl to add to the list of people Jesse cheated on me with during this last year,” [Kat von D] wrote in the post, entitled “Thank You, Jesse James.”

“There was a time when I was confident and excited at proving the world wrong, because I believed so deeply in people’s ability to change for the better,” she writes.

And she knows what all her fans and detractors are thinking. “I deserve a big fat ‘I told you so,’ from everyone, and wish I didn’t have to say, ‘You all were more right than you’ll ever know’ but you were,” she concedes. “Not to worry, I’ve gladly paid the consequences for every mistake I’ve ever made, but learned so much from each of them.”

And I’m sure she’s also learned the proper medical name for those mistakes: gonorrhea, syphilis, and Hepatitis C. And don’t let’s forget Jesse James’ face on her ribcage. I gather that one was probably a mistake, too.