Charlize Theron Ready To Work With Michael Fassbender’s Penis

During last night’s Human Rights campaign gala, Michael Fassbender presented Charlize Theron with the Ally for Equality Award which is apparently the proper venue for her to talk about how huge his penis is and her insatiable hunger for it.

“Your penis was a revelation. I’m available to work with it any time,” the new mom, 36, said at the Human Rights Campaign gala in Los Angeles, where she was honored with the Ally For Equality award, the L.A. Times reports.

“I have to say that I was truly impressed that you chose to play it big,” she joked to Fassbender, 34, who later toasted the crowd himself from the podium. “Most other actors would have gone small, trust me. I know because I’ve worked with them.” PEOPLE

Charlize Theron was about a minute away from pushing her tongue into the side of her mouth, making a blowjob motion with her hands and winking at the guy. She’s about as subtle as a sledgehammer. Which is why she’s so awesome.