Did you know that when J.Lo wears a bikini that shiny, you can actually see her ass from space?

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins early Friday morning in Long Island, NY. The twins, a boy and a girl, are the first children for Jennifer, and the fourth for her husband Marc Anthony.

The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields said.

Although names were not released, it was reported last month that Jennifer received I.D. bracelets baring the names “Max” and “Emme.”

A knocked up Jennifer Lopez and her baby-daddy, Skeletor, came out for the “Movies Rock” show last night in Los Angeles. She looked great, and I normally find her completely annoying, so I guess pregnancy agrees with her. Why does he touching her belly look defensive and creepy and not loving and fatherly? Seriously – I think he’s a serious control freak. Skeletor looks like an aids victim. Skeletor is scary. Amazing that women find him sexy. He looks like Antonio Banderas grandfather, if he was very ill.