Crystal Harris and her new husband Hugh Hefner actually want kids. Yes, that Hugh Hefner.
“Crystal’s desperate to have Hugh’s baby. She thinks it would be the most beautiful way imaginable to show him how much she really loves him. Hef is insisting he’s still man enough for the job, telling family and friends at the wedding he’s still up for it. He wants to show the world that age shouldn’t stop you doing anything.”
How is Hugh going to knock anyone up when all he can do is ejaculate a puff of musty air?