We thought we had seen it all from the train wreck that is Ke$ha. But then she decided to wear a bikini. And then we vomited … just a little bit in our mouths. Actually a lot. That pasty skin, that flabby ass … you get the picture.

Ke$ha is the reason people started using Photoshop EVERYWHERE. Spotted in Australia, the singer looks absolutely terrible sporting a very small bikini. Might I suggest putting some clothes on immediately. Granted, it’s not much of an improvement, but it’s a start.