Dr. Conard Murray Will Be Arrested Today

A criminal complaint against Dr. Conrad Murray has been drafted and is ready to file. TMZ says pretty soon Murray will be charged with the involuntary manslaughter of Michael Jackson. Murray is supposedly aware of this and will surrender without incident. They say Murray’s defense is already “mapping out a strategy”.

A good strategy would be to shrug his shoulders and tell the judge, “No hablo ingles,” and then wave off the judge while trying to shuffle out of the courtroom. The judge will realize they have the wrong guy. How can this man who doesn’t even speak English be the killer?! That’s inconceivable. Case closed.

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