The courts have ruled that Britney Spears will not be regaining 50/50 shared custody of her children with Kevin Federline. The court-appointed parenting coach found Britney’s parenting to be “not abusive in the traditional sense”. L.A. Court Commissioner Scott M. Gordon was upheld and Britney is still allowed only two visits a week, plus an overnight visit. All visits will be monitored by a court appointed monitor.

Usmagazine.com has learned that in last Friday’s custody hearing the court-appointed parenting coach, Lisa Hacker, reported that when they are with their mother, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, have no real schedule or routine. Hacker explains, “The environment in the house ranges from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.”

She added, “During all three of my visits, [Spears] rarely engaged with the children in conversation or play.”

Note that the nicest thing the expert on child raising could say was that, basically, Britney isn’t hitting her kids a with a pool cue. At least not in front of her. I’m not gonna lie to you, I found this whole thing to be pretty touching.

Britney’s attorney also asked that the court stop making Brit have to submit to twice weekly drug tests. Why? So she can do drugs! She’s probably thankful by the ruling. More time to hang out at the gas station and sample the new flavors of Slim Jims.