OWEN’S “COKE AND HEROIN” BREAKDOWN

OWEN’S “COKE AND HEROIN” BREAKDOWN

The New York Post is speculating that Owen Wilson’s addiction to heroine and cocaine may have been what pushed him into Sunday’s shock suicide attempt. Apparently the actor has struggled with drugs for quite some time–the situation became so bleak for Wilson that pal Woody Harrelson even tried to stage an intervention at his home in Maui (Wilson’s friend: “Owen went to Maui, Hawaii, to kick his habit. He was like a baby on that couch.”). And it’s all Steve Coogan’s fault. Wait a minute, who? Ya’ know, Steve Coogan, the actor dude (pic below). Coogan’s former girlfriend, Courtney Love, said:

“I went through it with Steve. I was just out of rehab, and he was right there with the drugs. I tried to warn Owen. I tried to warn his friends. I hope from the bottom of my heart that Owen stays the hell away from that guy.”

Did I read that right? You know you have a problem when Woody Harrelson and Courtney Love think you do too many drugs. One true thing. Courtney Love knows about drugs.

PARIS HILTON WITHOUT HER EXTENSIONS

PARIS HILTON WITHOUT HER EXTANSIONS

Paris Hilton and her much-cuter hair turned up at the Magic Marketplace convention Las Vegas Tuesday. The heiress-turned designer attended the event to hawk her Dollhouse line of denim.

I guess I was just looking at the cut, and I really hate extensions so comparatively I thought it looked better. And I also can’t stand it when she wears a shirt with her own face on it. Who fucking does that?

Oh yeah, Paris.

Idiot!

PARIS HILTON WITHOUT HER EXTANSIONS PARIS HILTON WITHOUT HER EXTANSIONS