Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend Kelli Carpenter are evidently going to wait to get married again until gay marriage is legal across the entire country.

O’Donnell married Carpenter four years ago when the mayor of San Francisco allowed same-sex marriages, but that wedding was declared invalid.

Rosie says she and Kelli are “going to wait until it’s legal everywhere, because otherwise, I said to Kelli, we’ll be going around touring the country on the marriage tour every state by state.”

“The same way it was illegal for black and white people to marry at one point and people couldn’t conceive of that ever being different, I do think that two consenting, law-abiding adults who want to share their life together should be allowed to do that,” she said.

Many other gay celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi, along with George Takei and his partner Brad Altman plan to get married in Cali after June 17th when it is legal to do so there.

Rosie O’Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies “Celebrity Detox.” Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. Disgrace! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I’m sure Diane can’t wait to dish about Barbara Walters.

Rosie’s rep said, “Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah’s offer. I’m sure Rosie will do Oprah’s show another time.”

When asked to comment Oprah said, “Rosie who?” No she didn’t say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!

Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She’s almost certainly calling every bookstore in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie’s book.

In her new book “Celebrity Detox” Rosie O’Donnell admits to hurting herself as a child. I’ve heard of cutting, but I’ve never heard of “batting.” Crazy bitch.

The Insider reports:

She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with “a baseball bat” or a “wooden hanger.”

On page 186, it reads: “My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret.” Why? “Proof,” she writes, “that I had some value, enough to be fixed.” And later, Rosie cryptically adds, “There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.”

I’m guessing she needed a “weapon” because she was abused? I could be wrong.

She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn’t go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vomit. It tasted so nasty. They didn’t have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know Rosie and I belong to the crazy house.