Category: Rosie O’Donnell

She’s Enjoying Her Summer »

Big deal, she’s enjoying her summer!

Rosie spent a lovely day on the water with her kids this past weekend.

Holy shit! At the first look I actually thought it was a big ass fat man with Kirsten Dunst! The whale that played Free Willy is probably dead by now but maybe she could play him in part 3. Rosie sure look like a beached whale. Free Willy is cuter complete with Michael Jackson theme song.

Rosie O’Donnell can’t keep her fingers shut! »

Rosie O’Donnell can’t keep her fingers shut!

She’s gone off again and this time she’s gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well…. angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here’s what that Rosie had to say on her blog:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains
eventually

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

an interior designer
top of her game
home maker of the stars
a hairdresser arrives

and nods
yes yes
i know her so
money wasted - time - talent

no no no
she cries
did u know u were creating for me?
she asks the insulted artist

and blah blah blah
good god
the worst of us
all

Sorry guys, but I absolutely agree. I saw that episode and Paula Abdul might be the most mentally unstable person.

She is such a crazy bitch and she’s this completely needy diva who constantly considers herself a victim in his cruel game of life…you know, where she has her hairstylist, stylist, 2 assistants, consultant, etc. following her around her mansion and doing anything she pleases. Yea, tough life.

Rosie Attacks Elisabeth! »

Rosie O’Donnell unveiled a beautiful photo of Elisabeth Hasselbeck with devil horns drawn on her while on the Rosie Gay Cruise according to Us Weekly. She went on to say that Elisabeth’s “only fucking credit was ‘Survivor!’ Come on!”

She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Watch the video above to see Rosie’s little drawing.