When Miranda Kerr and actor Orlando Bloom indulge in a little public nudity on vacation in Spain, everybody’s all smiles and sunshine! You try waltzing out to the hotel pool in nothing but arm floaties and a bottle of Old Grandad and see how long it takes before the policía municipal show up with billy clubs. My personal best is 3 minutes 46 seconds.

Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston looked like more than just friends at Eva Longoria’s new restaurant Beso earlier this week. An onlooker told the New York Post:

“They were sitting very close and she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world.”

Last we heard, Bloom was model Miranda Kerr’s main man, but she was “nowhere to be found” at the party.

They got it all wrong. She was sitting across the room and he was looking at her like she was his favorite guy in the world. Orlando’s current girlfriend, Miranda Kerr, has nothing to worry about. Keep moving along.

I just know Aniston is trying to make this happen! It’s never going to happen. She needs to link herself to someone more believable. I’m thinking….James Haven Voight. Now that’s a story!

This is my WTF moment for today. The hotness that is Orlando Bloom is apparently bored with his Victoria Secret model. Or maybe the model doesn’t appreciate a man who can pull off a blonde wig and tights. He is now rumored to be dating Rumer Egghead Willis. The Female First say:

“The 31-year-old actor was seen canoodling with 19-year-old Rumer – the eldest daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore – at Prince’s ‘purple’ Oscars party on Sunday. A source said: “The chemistry between them was electric. They were all over each other and didn’t seem to care who saw them.”

I find it hard to believe that there is much interest between the two. Then again, maybe my prayers have been answered and Orlando is a straight up slut and won’t kick a slightly unattractive woman out of bed.