Kate Hudson(Dumbo ears) and Orlando Bloom have sparked rumors of a new romance after they were caught kissing in front of her ex, Dax Shepard at a Halloween party. OK! Magazine reports the two didn’t leave each other’s side all night.

A source said, “Kate and Orlando were talking, drinking and laughing. Then they just started going at it. They made out for ages and looked like they were really enjoying themselves. They didn’t care who was watching. After that first make-out session, they walked around and talked to everyone as a couple. They were inseparable for the rest of the night.”

Who knew Kate was such a slut?? Owen Wilson, Dax Shepherd and now Orlando Bloom. Her vagina sees more action than a Jackie Chan movie. Is this whore on a mission to drive all her exes to attempt suicide? She looks retarded. And tell me she can’t fly home those ears.

Here’s Jennifer in a bikini while in Mexico. As you can see from these fuzzy photos, Jen’s got a pretty rocking body. You’ll also see Orlando Bloom hidden in the background. No word if they’re dating, but I’d say that they are.

Orlando Bloom is lastly prepared to settle down with the right woman. Here is what he had to say about his very tiring way of life. Wait until he has to get up at 2 in the morning to feed a sick child.

“Things have changed. I’m incredibly lucky to be doing the job I do, but everything else has begun to pall – the jet setting, the nightclubs, the bachelor lifestyle; now I need some permanence and stability. I feel it’s about time I settled down. I’d like to live a proper family life – with a partner and kids. That’s what it’s all about, isn’t it? I’ve had a crazy life in many ways, and I realize now that I want someone to share it with.”