Category: Mickey Rourke

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This Is What True Love Looks Like

Mickey and Jaws are just hanging out at LAX, canoodling, making out, being adorable and sprinkling love all over the place. Wait. Jaws is like half blind or something, right? That would explain it all.

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Mickey Rourke

Twenty years from now people will realize just how much of a fashion maverick Mickey Rourke really was and that he didn’t just pick the first thing he saw out of a box labeled “extremely retarded outfits” which he purchased at a flea market in 1982.

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DUMB BITCH OF THE DAY

You’re doing it wrong, Mickey Rourke! This is what happens when you try to look cool in front of your 15-year-old friends. Is Mickey Rourke retarded? Clearly, yes.

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