There are reports this morning that Mel Gibson’s mistress Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to his bastard child. Mazel Tov! Maybe they’ll call her “Sugartits.” Radar Online says

It’s official – Mel Gibson is an Octo-Dad!

Mel’s fiancé Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to their baby. And pass out the cigars because it’s a healthy baby girl.

Congrats to the 53-year-old on those wailing newborn nights ahead of him!

When I first saw these pictures of Mel Gibson running around with a beaver hand puppet on his hand, I just figured there was possibly a logical explanation, like that the liquor store was having a buy one get one free sale on Jim Beam. But it turns out it was in fact for a movie. I mean, really? Mel Gibson in a movie? What is it, the year 1997?

Mel Gibson’s new piece, Oksana Grigorieva, may already be pregnant with his lovechild. Sources tell TMZ that Mel already told his ex, Robyn, and his kids that Oksana is in her second trimester.

Hasn’t anyone in Hollywood ever heard of contraception? It’s like condoms and birth control doesn’t exist there or do girls actually believe the line, “Don’t worry, you won’t get pregnant. I’m an actor.” Because, I’m no scientist, but I don’t actually think that’s true. Is it?