Mel Gibson’s new piece, Oksana Grigorieva, may already be pregnant with his lovechild. Sources tell TMZ that Mel already told his ex, Robyn, and his kids that Oksana is in her second trimester.

Hasn’t anyone in Hollywood ever heard of contraception? It’s like condoms and birth control doesn’t exist there or do girls actually believe the line, “Don’t worry, you won’t get pregnant. I’m an actor.” Because, I’m no scientist, but I don’t actually think that’s true. Is it?

Now it’s time to play the game: What’s Mel Gibson supposed to be! Is Mel Gibson supposed to be Don Quixote? Sir Didymus? Lord Satan? A scotty dog? Time’s up! Colonel Sanders phoned in from heaven and is requesting his face pubes back! Great, now I want KFC.

Britney Spears and Mel Gibson took a little trip this morning to Costa Rica. Together. Britney Spears and Mel Gibson. On vacation together.

Entertainment Tonight says:

We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We’ve learned they will be guests at Mel’s home in Costa Rica. According to the terms of her custody Britney’s children cannot leave the country without special approval. There is no confirmation as to whether she sought approval and we’re told they are not joining her on the trip. While the pop star and the actor may appear to be an unlikely duo, they used to live in the same Malibu community and were spotted having dinner together at Studio City’s Romanov restaurant in March.

There’s no way this bitch is coming back. Once she sees those taco carts on every corner, she’ll wonder why the hell she wasted the past 10 years of her life in Beverly Hills. I’ll miss her.