Mariah put a full blown assault on the cameras at the Golden Globes and I swear there were a couple times that a camera man was blatantly using his camera as an excuse to stare at Mariah’s tits. I think at least one of those times, someone flipped the switch and caught the camera guy off guard because I had 50 inches of high definition Mariah Carey cleavage brightening up my pad.

Here’s to you pervy camera man and his buddy in the control room.

Just a week after pissing off British morning show host Phillip Schofield by showing up late, Mariah Carey acted like a big fat diva on the UK’s GMTV yesterday. And because British people apparently have no problem calling Mariah out on her shit, GMTV’s Kate Garraway was all too happy to give details.

‘I’ve heard a lot of rumours about her being a diva over the years and guess what? It turns out it’s all true!’ Miss Garraway added: ‘While Mariah was very nice, the amount of people she had in her entourage was hilarious. ‘They outnumbered the entire GMTV crew!

She had two people to lower her on to the GMTV sofa, in case her dress got crushed, one person to walk in front of her backwards at all times in case she fell over and several people behind the camera making sure she was going to be filmed from the right angle!

‘Have you ever heard anything like it? Oh, and she brought her own toilet roll as well.’

So civilian toilet paper isn’t good enough for Mariah’s ass, huh? Well, I guess you’d want something a little finer than two-ply if you’re going to be keeping your head up there all the time. It kinda makes sense if you stop and think about it.

Damn, I’ve never seen Mariah so drunk and Nick so happy. Someone that night didn’t have to ask permission to have sex!