I really doubt this is true, but Star Magazine reports Jamie Lynn Spears had liposuction when she was pregnant. After she finished filming Zoey 101, she started getting fat and not knowing it was due to being pregnant, Jamie asked her mom to let her get lipo.

Her mom approved of the injections and “went through tons of red tape to get the clinic to adminster them to an underage patient.” A Dr. Gary Burton says any form of liposuction is dangerous to the fetus. Jamie now fears that this procedure has caused long-term harm to her baby.

Early-pregnancy liposuction still can’t be as serious a risk to a baby as “being born a Spears.” That’s practically a fate worse than death. I could put a baby in a hay baler with nothing but a box of raisins and some matches and it’d still have a better chance at turning out normal than little Maddie. It just might end up square and smelling of alfalfa and horse spit.

According to the National Enquirer, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again. Her friends are supposedly “begging her” to get an abortion . . . by jumping off a bridge . . . OK, maybe they didn’t say that thing about the bridge, but it seems like a great way to solve her problems. A source told the magazine:

“Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical. Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out. Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding. She’d expected to have her period by early September. A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out.”

Oh sure, laugh all you want now, but in six or so years, Jamie Lynn’s gonna be the one laughing when she has two different kids to go coon huntin’ for supper. What you call poor planning, I call planning for the future.

Jamie Lynn Spears is reportedly undergoing a C-section today due to pregnancy complications. The National Enquirer says

The 17 year-old’s ultrasound last week [indicated] her baby may be in breech position. Britney and her father Jamie left Los Angeles Wednesday morning on a commercial flight to join Jamie Lynn.

Casey and Jamie Lynn are reportedly having a girl. They are planning to name her a combination of both their names, Cailynn or Cassie. Boring. I’m a little disappointed to hear that JL is going to give birth in a hospital. I was secretly hoping she would go into labor in the middle of Piggly Wiggly. That would be poetic.