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The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he’s put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but instantly removed them, but this one’s stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his real name!) announces his return, shows us how scared he is! I am really trying to figure out if he is for real and if his amusingly eccentric Britney tantrum was real. Some things he does seem a little too subtle even for a good YouTube stunt-puller - the dialect, stumbling over words etc. Does anyone else suspect that this is a performance by a snide hipster? Anyway, Chris, nothing kills your elfin androgynous cuteness like a healthy Fred Flintstonesque five o’clock shadow…honey get a shave!

Here we see Britney’s most famous fan Chris Crocker, blowing kisses to the cameras right after purchasing his copy of Ms. Spears latest album, “Blackout.” In a blue yarn dress, Crocker smiled wide for the cameras as he certainly spouted his confidence in his diva’s abilities to launch a successful comeback. Only time will tell. Now, you need a strong drink and we have a few we can happily recommend.

On My Ass recipe

1 part cherry vodka
1 part Jack Daniel’s® Tennessee whiskey
1 part gin
1 part 151 proof rum

Pour liquors in equal parts into a shot glass. Mix once and top with a cherry.

Or

Naked on the Bathroom Floor recipe

1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1/2 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Mix together in a short glass, and serve.

Chris Crocker showed his little Crocker (very little) outside of Hyde last night. Well, he keeps it completely hairless like Britney. He’s a mental case, Britney better watch out. I’m sort of worried for her. This guy seems seriously obsessed and out of control. Why am I even looking? My cat has a bigger penis, and it’s a girl!

Now there is only one part of his body we have not seen and you know it’s coming. I really really don’t want to see this guy’s asshole.

Click on the pic to see it all, but your eyes will never forgive you for it.