Category: Chris Crocker

It’s Chrissy bitch! »

It’s Chrissy bitch!

Somebody needs to teach those boys that if he’s going to do the tranny thing he betters do it right. I mean what the hell kind of outfit is that? It looks like he found it at the Goodwill. Actually don’t laugh, that’s probably where he got it.

He’s a lot prettier here than Britney lately. She could get some fashion, makeup and grooming tips from him.

The entertainment world is in a tragic condition.

So here’s Chrissy with Alexis Arquette at the Fox Reality Awards last night.

It’s Chrissy bitch! It’s Chrissy bitch! It’s Chrissy bitch!

Seth Green Says Leave Chris Crocker Alone! »

Seth Green is freaking hilarious. We could parody Chris Crocker forever, because you know what? It’s so tragic, you just can’t look away. Like a trainwreck…Thing I can’t understand is how someone could be so dedicated to a person they’ve never even met. Poor guy lives in fantasyland…

Amazingly tragic!

Crocker Is Famous »

Chris Crocker

Chris Crocker’s “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE” video has already been seen over 3 million times and it hasn’t even been up for 48-hours. Chris has already spoken to Howard Stern, ABC News and he’s scheduled for CNN, The View as well as other radio stations. People are sceptical in believing that Chris’ tears are real.

Chris told ABC News that although a lot of his videos are pure entertainment this one was real. He said, “I made the video in the heat of the moment. She needs to hear someone sticking up for her. Even people who stick up for her don’t do it to the extent that I want to, I’ve been a fan since I don’t remember, and I wanted to fulfill my duty!”

Chris also told ABC that the clip posted was his second take.

He told Howard Stern that he’s a top and that he thinks Britney is a better singer that Courtney Love. He went on to say, “Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this? Britney, she is a national treasure.” Oh shit. Don’t come to NYC Chris. You’d never recover from the beating you’d receive for that statement!

Chris is going to get his own show on Vh1, trust. Vh1 execs are probably drawing up an offer as we speak!