Don’t expect to see Brooke Hogan in the pages of Playboy anytime soon. She turned down the magazine’s offer to pose nude. Brooke’s rep told Us Weekly yesterday:

“Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time. It’s not out of the question for the future, but we’ll have to see.”

If Playboy actually offered Brooke a pictorial, I wonder how much they agreed to pay her? I’m guessing a carton of cigarettes and bus pass.

Brooke Hogan is set to shake up the internet with some tough talk and some new fake pictures. This morning she posted two staged mugshot type pictures of herself on her myspace:

It’s so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day…LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people………or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of…um…. don’t you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!
Love Always, Brooke

Really, Brooke. No one would miss you.

Brooke Hogan is making the rounds to promote her upcoming reality show, “Brooke Knows Best Jack Shit” (of which the premiere time and date I’m purposely omitting because no one should watch this) with a bunch of photos of her being “sexy.” Kinda of like if you found a Yeti with big fake tits stomping around in the mountains and you put it in a bikini and told it to stick its finger in its mouth provocatively and “make love to the camera.”