Hulk’s little princess is the latest blondie to shake her cha-chas for a photoshoot with the men’s mag. Of course, the Hulkster himself was on-set to ensure his baby girl didn’t show too much skin. Yes, because the Hogans are such conservative puritans and they want to maintain that image in the public’s eye. As you can tell, Hulk really cracked the whip during this shoot. She looks like a nun! Please, he cracked the whip alright, but in the privacy of his own basement.

And Brooke shouldn’t try to make “sexy face” because it’s looking more like “I just doodied in my panties face.”

20-year-old Brooke Hogan is “totally freaked out” over her 48-year-old mother dating a 19-year-old tool. Yes, that dude is 19. Yes, in human years. Brooke told E! News, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

Brooke also said that Linda’s new beast-boy is one of Nick Hogan’s classmates. She went on to say, “I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”

Brooke should be freaked out. Both her parents are dating twats that look like their kids. They all look the same! Hulk Hogan is dating a Brooke look-alike, so Linda might as well too. You know Brooke looks like Linda’s man toy without the make-up, fake hair and a few days of not shaving.

A lot of people are wondering if Brooke Hogan was showing off her new implants on a trip to Hawaii this weekend. So are those new? The best answer is, I have no idea but they’re definitely weird looking. They kind of seem erect and droopy at the same time.