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I was hoping the day would never come when I’d have to write these words: Amy Winehouse has a sex tape. A friend of the singer’s turned over a series of tapes to UK tabloid News of the World that show Amy getting down with fiancé Blake Fielder-Civil. According to the tabloid, the friend turned over the tapes in an attempt to show the world “just what power Blake wields in manipulating the vulnerable young star.” The tapes also shows Amy and a friend sitting in her living room (with drug paraphernalia strewn everywhere) singing a children’s song with her own added racist lyrics — but who cares about that — did you read the headline –Amy Winehouse has a freaking sex tape. News of the World says:

One [tape] shows a disinterested Amy pleasuring [Blake] with one hand while chatting matter-of-factly on a phone held in the other. There’s more shocking footage filmed in the public stairwell of a hotel. First Blake asks Amy to perform oral sex on him. A woozy-looking Amy asks: “Are you vidding (videoing)?” and Blake tells her to wink at the camera.

Our source said: “Blake’s clearly the instigator behind the idea of them having risky public sex. It looks like the camera was a new toy and he wanted to test it out.”

Amy and Blake were married May 18, 2007, so I suppose these could be consider their “honeymoon tapes.” Frightening thought, isn’t it?

Yesterday was Winehouse and Blaaake’s first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaake’s in the chokey and Winehouse’s skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.

Winehouse received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There’s no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.

You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it’s natural.

If the rumors claiming Blake Fielder Civil asked Amy Winehouse for a divorce are true, homeboy is shit out of luck. Under British law, a couple must be married for at least a year before filing for divorce. Blake and Amy married in May 2007.

“Under English law no divorce proceedings could be commenced until a year has passed since the date of the marriage,” says Alison Green, head of the family law department at Mackrell Turner Garrett’s London office.

Although Amy hasn’t addressed the divorce rumors, a friend said it is imaginable that Blake (who is currently locked up in a London prison) asked for a divorce during a fit of anger.

“I’m sure he did [say that], but that doesn’t mean he’s going to do it. That’s the way they row. It’s very intense.”

In other Amy news, police escorted the singer away from a candy store yesterday, after she attacked a photographer for bumping into a pedestrian without properly apologizing.