Category: Blake Fielder-Civil

Amy Winehouse And Blake Civil Back Together »

Amy Winehouse And Blake Civil Back Together

The News of the World is reporting that Amy Winehouse and her ex husband Blake Civil went on a romantic date last Friday.

A close friend of Winehouse revealed: “Amy had been secretly planning this meeting – but she told everyone she didn’t want to see Blake. The date went well. They had dinner and drinks.”

Apparently, Wino tried to sneaked Blake into her second London home on Saturday after their secret rendezvous at an Old Street bar, but they had to get pass her two security guards hired by the record company and her parents to keep her loser ex husband out.

The friend added: “Then – without anyone else knowing – she invited him back to her place early Saturday morning. They had a great night. Amy loved being in his company again. After everything they’ve been through, the pair both realise there’s still something strong between them. Amy has two full-time security men at her house. They were under strict instruction not to let Blake in. But Amy wasn’t having any of it, so she got him in through a back window so they could have some private time together away from prying eyes. Blake spent part of the night in the house, we think in Amy’s bedroom. She’s being very secretive about it but we know he was there.”

Great. More tattoos, Camden lost weekends and bloodied ballet pumps are on the horizon, it seems. Poor old Daddy Mitch.

Blake Fielder-Civil Is Out Of The Jail »

Blake Fielder-Civil Is Out Of The Jail

After being locked up for almost a year, Amy Winehouse’s prince crackie is out of the slammer! Blaaaake busted out of prison in Suffolk today wearing an electronic tag. He doesn’t get to return to his crack den just yet. As part of the terms of his early release, Blaaaake will go straight into a rehab facility, where he has to complete some kind of program.

Blake Fielder-Civil’s Peen Is A Giant Starburst »

Blake Fielder-Civil’s Peen Is A Giant Starburst

The binding force behind Amy Winehouse’s and Blake Fielder-Civil’s impassioned relationship has finally been revealed, and it smells like ball sweat and dick cheese. The Sun posted this naked picture of Blaaaake, but unfortunately they covered up his crackie rod. I spent a good 2-minutes (that’s a long time for me) trying to find the uncensored version, but didn’t have any luck. The Sun says:

The troubled singer posted the snap – in which Blake exposes his manhood by pulling down his boxers – on her Facebook profile.ANYONE wondering what AMY WINEHOUSE could possibly still see in convicted criminal and druggie hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL should take a look at the uncensored version of this picture.

Ah, it all makes sense now! Blaaake’s penis must be made entirely of bricked heroin. Gives a whole new meaning to the term “mount the horse,” doesn’t it? And they say romance is dead!