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Yesterday was Winehouse and Blaaake’s first wedding anniversary. It was a year ago that Wino and Blaaaake united their love while taking hits from the matrimonial crack pipe. Look how far they have come! Blaaake’s in the chokey and Winehouse’s skin is falling off. They are also most likely going to get a divorce. What a difference a year makes.

Winehouse received a ton of flowers on her doorstep this morning from fans wishing her a Happy Anniversary. There’s no way Blaaake sent her those flowers. He wanted to, but he used the money to buy rocks instead.

You know she smoked those flowers. Hell, at least it’s natural.

If the rumors claiming Blake Fielder Civil asked Amy Winehouse for a divorce are true, homeboy is shit out of luck. Under British law, a couple must be married for at least a year before filing for divorce. Blake and Amy married in May 2007.

“Under English law no divorce proceedings could be commenced until a year has passed since the date of the marriage,” says Alison Green, head of the family law department at Mackrell Turner Garrett’s London office.

Although Amy hasn’t addressed the divorce rumors, a friend said it is imaginable that Blake (who is currently locked up in a London prison) asked for a divorce during a fit of anger.

“I’m sure he did [say that], but that doesn’t mean he’s going to do it. That’s the way they row. It’s very intense.”

In other Amy news, police escorted the singer away from a candy store yesterday, after she attacked a photographer for bumping into a pedestrian without properly apologizing.

Amy Winehouse has hatched a suicide pact with Blake. If they are both handed lengthy jail sentences she is determined they will end it together rather than face five years apart.

“She can’t live without Blake and her family are worried sick. This could finish her off. She isn’t strong enough for prison life.”

Sweet. As far as I’m worried, she could do it tomorrow. The less I hear about this fugly hag the better. I never thought I would feel like throwing up seeing a woman in a pink lace bra. Kudos Amy.