Nov 20, 2008 in Benji Madden, Paris Hilton | 1 Comment
Paris Hilton has finally dumped Benji Madden after nine long herpetic months together. Us Weekly quotes a source as saying
“Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn’t get along with any of her friends. Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again.
Benji really respected her. They will be friends forever.”
He really “respected” her? Well, that’s your problem right there. Most guys usually just infected her. Those extra couple of letters really make all the difference in the world.
Nov 19, 2008 in Benji Madden, Paris Hilton, Stavros Niachros | 0 Comments
Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. An eye witness says the heiress arrived at 2:30 AM and that the two “were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!” Benji, blissfully unaware, was with his brother to take part in the last episode of TRL the next day.
I sure hope Benji isn’t upset Paris ran into one of her exes. That bitch would have to travel to the deepest jungles of Borneo to find a guy that hadn’t banged her before . . . or the Castro District in San Francisco. If Paris did hook up with Stavros, Benji shouldn’t be too surprised. Confucius used to explain it best when he said, “Girl who like anal, always end up with Greek”.
Mar 13, 2008 in Benji Madden, Paris Hilton | 0 Comments
Oh good lord. Just when you think the courtship of Paris Hilton and Benji Madden can’t possibly get any more annoying and retarded — ass clown Benji shows us that diamond encrusted initial rings aren’t just girls anymore, by debuting his own PH ring.
I suppose it comes in handy, though. Not only does he get to proclaim to the world that he’s dating Napalm Vagina, but it’s a friendly reminder to check the daily pH levels of said vagina. Because you never know – dealing with an STD cocktail like that – when it’s going to be, you know, corrosive to the wang. It’s the perfect combination of fashion and function!
