Paris Hilton flashed a huge diamond ring on her left ring finger Friday night in Las Vegas. The heiress was in town for the Kim Vo Salon and Spa grand opening at The Mirage, and used the opportunity to start a few rumors that she might be engaged to new boyfriend Benji Madden.

Take note that her “engagement ring” featured Benji’s initials, BM. Very classy. I think the BM stands for “bowel movement” which makes sense since every time I see Paris Hilton’s face I feel the uncontrollable urge to take a dump.

I simply just know who Sophie Monk is – she might be the one in those sex tapes I have labeled “sex with Soohie Monk” – so her getting bare ass naked was an awesome idea to get my attention. The Sun UK has gotten some footage of her in the movie “Sex and Death 101″. Sophie is almost certainly best known as “… um, who?” or as Benji Madden’s girlfriend. Benji Madden, of course, is best known for being Sophie Monk’s boyfriend, so stand back, or else the burning star power of this story might singe your fingers.