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Nov 11, 2009 | In Christian Serratos, PETA | 1 Comment »
I wasn’t exactly sure who the hell this Christian Serratos chick was or why I should give a shit that she’s naked for Peta until my twelve year old niece told me she was from the Twilight movies. Amazingly enough I still don’t know who she is and still don’t give a shit why she’s naked… I’m just glad she is.
Nov 11, 2009 | In Britney Spears | No Comments »
Britney Spears is completely removed from reality and thinks she still looks like she did in 1998. Here’s a hint: she doesn’t. I’m not sure how a methfreak, dumpy single mother of two with tits that look like they just get hit my darts translates into “sexy”, but maybe she should reconsider wearing crap like this.
Nov 11, 2009 | In Amy Winehouse | No Comments »
Amy Winehouse already got a replica of CoCo’s ass balls implanted on her chest, and now she wants a matching pair for her butt area. That’s what one of her friends told The Sun.
Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but she’s is now said to be hooked on surgery and planning another breast enlargement and even bum implants.
‘Amy loves her boobs,’ a source [said]. ‘She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.’
While I was on board with Wino’s transformation from creature of the crackhouse to the star of MTV’s “Becoming Jodie Marsh,” I don’t know if I can co-sign her getting breast implants on her ass. First of all, bitch’s asshole is probably going to suffocate and that’s sad. Second of all, does she really wants to look like Gargamel’s head on Jessica Rabbit’s body? Actually, that sounds kind of hot.
Here’s Amy Winehouse with her new tits in Camden last night.
