There may be some credence to Life & Style’s claims that Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James cheated on her with a dominatrix, because she’s suddenly pulled out of all upcoming promotional obligations and he’s gone and deleted his Twitter account. Star Magazine says:

Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee claims she carried on an 11-month affair with the West Coast Choppers guru, including five weeks of sex — which took place while Sandra was on the Atlanta set of Blind Side. The San Diego-based tattoo model claims Jesse texted her as recently as March 14th.

Hours after news of this alleged affair became public, Sandy — who’s raising Jesse’s youngest daughter, Sunny, whose mother is troubled porn star Janine Lindemulder — pulled out of the London premiere of Blind Side. A rep said she won’t attend the junket or premiere next week because she’s “unable to travel due to unforeseen circumstances.”

Meanwhile, Jesse — a frequent user of Twitter, which helped reunite him with his missing dog Cinnabun earlier this year — abruptly deleted his account which he had been posting to multiple times a day for at least the last six months under the handle @frankyluckman.

And just who is this Michelle “Bombshell” McGee? I’m glad you asked. According to Fox411 says:

The tattoo model is featured on a site called SoCalGlamourGirls.com, where viewers can pay to see her on a webcam. “I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam,” her profile reads. “Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.”

[She] also mentions her foot fetish and dominatrix work, stating “I mostly wear leather and chains for my video chat customers.”

McGee claims that she’s currently working on her Masters degree in biochemistry, stating that she has a BS in biology [and] also claims to have completed two years of medical school.

However, she’s listed as 24 years-old on the site, so unless she’s some kind of leather-clad Doogie Howser, that math just doesn’t add up.

The Best Actress Academy Award curse strikes again! Let’s see — there’s Reese Witherspoon, Hilary Swank, Charlize Theron and Kate Winslet, all of whose relationships hit the skids in the months following their Oscar win. And now Sandra Bullock, less than a week after she took home Academy gold! That category is relationship poison. You’d be better off winning an award for “inoperable goiter” and “chronic halitosis” than taking home an Oscar for best actress.

I got my hands on some pics of the whore. Do you think she uses a Bic or a Sharpie to draw on those eyebrows?

Yes, Michael Lohan has a heart. And yes, that heart attacked itself this afternoon, according to TMZ:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.
Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific.

For the record, the source of this information is Kate Major who tried to bang Jon Gosselin to stardom, so for all we know Michael Lohan bumped his elbow trying to kick her in the vagina or they’re pitching a reality show about deadbeat dads with angina. Let’s assume both.

Adrianne Curry posted this picture of her in the kitchen cooking dinner for her husband on Twitter this weekend but later took it down. Thankfully, nothing is ever deleted on the internet.

Women should learn from this. If you’re not barefoot in the kitchen cooking dinner for your man in a g-string, you’re doing it wrong.

”From the moment I laid on eyes on him I knew he was someone special – he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn’t help but be charmed by him. He brightened up the lives of everyone he met, and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual.”

Rest in peace, Pingping.

7 years of marriage and one child later, Kate Winslet and husband Sam Mendes have split. Reps say :

“The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

Wait a minute, what’s with all the mutual break-ups today? I mean, let’s call a spade a spade here. Kate dumped his ass. I don’t even know why she was with this dude in the first place. That’s not the face of someone you take to the Vanity Fair Oscars Party. That’s the face of someone you tell your kids not to take candy from.

Here’s supermodel Bar Refaeli showing off her most shwingtastic profile on the cover of the newest issue of First magazine. Now I don’t have to tell you how freaking hot she is, and how sizzling that photo is, or how extremely anticipated the rest of the photoshoot is, right? Good, so I’ll let you guys get to drool over Bar, which I’m pretty sure you’re already doing. Enjoy!

Britney Spears bought a Messerati y’all. And I say that with the fondest of feelings- but Doll’s weave is a damn mess already. I dont know what goes on with that hair but she’s the only person I know that can turn a weave into a bag of oily straws in a day or two. It’s really a fucking mystery.

Christina Ricci was at the after party for Jean-Charles de Castelbajacs fashion show in Paris last night, and she was either really really drunk or dead.

As much as I hate and despise, I’ll be the first to admit she’s got an unbelievable body. If God could some how strike her deaf and mute, she’d be the perfect woman.

Conan O’Brien just announced his 32 city The Legally Prohibited from Being Funny on Television Tour with Andy Richter which promises to be a night of music, comedy, hugging and the occasional awkward silence. While there’s no guarantee it’ll be any of those things, there is a guarantee that it will be half-assed.

Even if all he does is sit on stage stabbing pins into a Jay Leno voodoo doll and sobbing, it’ll probably be funny because it’s Conan.