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Well this should finally put those nasty “Zac Efron is straight” rumors to bed. Now I know some of you will say that’s not Zac. While I do admit his face is partially obscured, you know how I know it’s him? BECAUSE HE’S KISSING A DUDE.

Halo 3 comes out today. For you oldie Olsen’s out there, Halo 3 is a video game. I SAID A VIDEO GAME! Shit, fix your bi-focal already. A VIDEO GAME! You know like Pong, but there’s more to it now.

Anyway, here’s that little twinkie, Zac Efron, at the launch party for Halo 3 last night. You know I don’t think he’s gay. I don’t think he’s even male. I don’t even think he’s female! He’s just too precious and fragile. He’s like a roll of Scott Rapid-Dissolving Bathroom Tissue!

Hide him from Britney before she transform him into a hundred pieces and wears him!

OK! magazine says that “High School Musical” co-stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, who have dated for the past few months, have now broken up.

According to the source, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray, Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was “all over” her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about Zac, Vanessa “threw a fit and said ‘don’t mention his name!’ ”
After his return home to L.A., the pair were spotted Sunday night driving together in Zac’s car, though the mood looked anything but festive.

Jesus Christ, he’s a homo. Which is okay or whatever, but this kind of relationship is damned from the beginning, because Vanessa Hudgens is a girl. A fun girl. Girls like her don’t have actual relationships with queers like Zac, they only hang out with them because they can talk about makeup and fashion and other girlie things with them.