Valerie Bertinelli: People Magazine Cover »
Mar 25, 2009 in Valerie Bertinelli | 0 Comments
I wonder how Valerie Bertinelli got into the “best shape of her life” at the age of 48? It was probably a little Jenny Craig, a little Pilates and a whole lot of motherfucking Photoshop! They stuck the Photoshop wet vac in that bitch and just sucked away until they were left with this. Valerie’s 48-year-old head on the body of a baby giraffe would’ve been more convincing.
