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I can’t imagine why “actress” Tori Spelling would admit to having had a boob job earlier this year. With a bust line that natural, you never would have never in a million years guessed that she’d undergone surgery. Perfection, yours name is Tori!

Tori Spelling checked into Cedars-Sinai Medical Center for her scheduled chop ‘n pop yesterday afternoon accompanied by husband Dean McDermott. Later the couple’s second child, Stella Doreen, was delivered.

Steeelllaaaaaa! They gave her the middle name of Doreen after Dean’s late mommy. And what about Tori’s mother?! They really should have named their daughter Candy Doreen if they knew what was good for them. Seriously, Tori is basically asking to be disinherited by her mother. Candy Doreen would’ve been the hottest name. Sounds like a gum-chewing!

I blame it on Demi Moore. That goddamn Vanity Fair photo shoot she did back in 1991 basically achieved the same result that we’d get if we turned off our spam filters - essentially, leaving the door wide fucking open for any riffraff to just come strolling on in to ruin it for everyone.

And as if Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears weren’t bad enough, now there’s this. I don’t know who convinced Tori Spelling it’d be a good idea to pose for bikini pics while eight months pregnant but, congratulations, I hate you.