Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were recently married in two separate ceremonies. One in Santa Monica and another in Costa Rica. Now Radar claims that Gisele has already told close friends that she’s been knocked up. This will make it Tom’s second child with a supermodel. The first one being with Bridget Moynahan.

Oh, sure Tom. Rub it in all our faces. Not only are you a quarterback for the Pats and get to bang super rich models all day, but also now we find out you’re insanely virile. Whatever dude. Fuck you and your fabulous life.

Introducing John Edward Thomas Moynahan! He is the son of Bridget Moynahan and Tom Brady. Tom dumped a knocked up Bridget for Gisele Bundchen. Bridget got back at him by keeping his last name off of the birth certificate.

In fact, Bridget did get paid for this photoshoot in OK! Magazine , but donated it all to charity.

He’s cute. He looks like a baby. I mean he’s just a month old!

Bridget Moynahan popped out a boy yesterday in Los Angeles. Tom Brady is the daddy and Tom is currently dating Gisele Bundchen. While Bridget was knocked up he began seeing Gisele.

Bridge’s spokeswomen told People Magazine , “Mother and baby are doing well.”

No name was announced.

Now we just need Salma Hayek’s hot ass to pop one out or two or three or four or five!