Tila Tequila’s new girlfriend and heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune Casey Johnson, has passed away at 30-years-old. The cause of death isn’t known right now.

Casey’s name was recently all over the internet for a few reasons. The first one was because she was arrested for allegedly stealing a bunch of her ex-girlfriend joo-ree. And just a few weeks ago, Casey and Tila Tequila announced they were engaged to be married. Casey was also working on getting custody of her adopted daughter back from her parents.

Tila Tequila told TMZ that she had not heard from Casey since December 28th. The two had a fight that day. Tila tried to call Casey the next day, but her phone was shut off.

Please pay your respects by pouring a bottle of Johnson & Johnson baby shampoo onto the ground.

Only days after stripping naked and going on a crazy rant on UStream, Tila Tequila has become quite the modest lady. She’s threatening to sue the site 4tube.com which posted part of a sex tape Tila said was on a laptop stolen from her two years ago. Says Tila’s lawyer Cyrus Nownejad,

“A police report has been filed for Tila’s stolen laptop computer which contained that specific clip. I am currently in the process of sending a cease and desist letter and a notice of intent to sue if it’s not removed.”

Oh, whatever. The day Tila Tequila finds shame in a leaked sex tape is the day Kirstie Alley sues a buffet for having too much food.

A little background on this. Tila Tequila became a celebrity by making a lot of friends on MySpace. This had the distinction of being really stupid both in hindsight and in foresight.

In September, Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman of the San Diego Chargers had a domestic disturbance problem where Tila claimed Shawn choked her and Shawn claimed he was merely preventing her from drunk driving.

Fast forward to early October 5 when Tila started acting suicidal on Twitter. She posted updates vowing to kill herself in two weeks.

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks. No one can stop me,” so read her tweet which has been cited by several websites. Her next tweet read, “I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.” In addition to those disturbing tweets, Tila posted several other messages regarding life and death. Some of her other tweets that apparently sounded off her suicidal attempt included; “Say wut u want. At least i care enough 2 tell u that u have 2 more weeks w me here So enjoy it. Appreciate it Now that u know im gone soon”, “Did u know 5 years ago i drowned myself in a bathtub and the ambulance and police came just in time to bring me back to life”, and “Goodnight everyone. Please take care of each other and dont take life for granted … i am going to sleep now … i wont be on twitter nemore”.

I can see how being an Asian tranny gnome with acne only famous for being a slut might make you want to kill yourself, but Tila, you should really take a step back and reevaluate your life. And if that step back is taken from a chair that’s keeping the noose from snapping your neck, I’d be cool with that.

Tila Tequila called San Diego police early Sunday morning to arrest her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman!

According to reports, Merriman “choked” and “physically restrained” Tila when she tried to leave his Poway home!

Police escorted the MTV dating show star to the Pomerado Hospital in San Diego, while the footballer, who was suspended from the NFL for steroid use in 2006, was taken to the San Diego County Jail under the charges of battery and false imprisonment.

Damn! Shit just got real. Tila is like the size of my nipple and Shawne looks like a giant, so he could probably choke her with his pinky. Scary shit.

Whoever says that Tila Tequila is not a hot bitch, shame on you! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t jump on that sweet little package in a second. I’m talking to you ladies! Cause I know my male readers will jump on anything.

Tila Tequila, once again got her fake-bi-sexual heart torn to shreds on a reality TV show! Tila chose ogre hooker Kristy Morgan as her final choice. Kristy turned down Tila, because she’s “scared and confused.” The writers really should have just made her say, “Um.. .Sorry piggy, but I’m strictly dickly.”

Their awful acting was truly amazing, and we expect an Emmy nomination in the very near future. Obviously ,I would like to congratulate Kristy Morgan, the “lucky” winner of “A Shot to My Skull with Tila Tequila.”

Page Six claims Tila Tequila is only pretending to be bi-sexual for MTV cameras. A source said that the star of “A Shot At Love” has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

The source went on to say, “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

The source also said she is a straight-up bitch, arrives late and won’t talk to any of the contestants between takes.

Hearing that Tila is strictly dickly doesn’t surprise me. Stripper types always “make out” and “rub on” chicks, because they think it’s hot and moronic dudes like it. And since when does MTV fake reality TV? Say it isn’t so!