A little background on this. Tila Tequila became a celebrity by making a lot of friends on MySpace. This had the distinction of being really stupid both in hindsight and in foresight.

In September, Tila Tequila and Shawn Merriman of the San Diego Chargers had a domestic disturbance problem where Tila claimed Shawn choked her and Shawn claimed he was merely preventing her from drunk driving.

Fast forward to early October 5 when Tila started acting suicidal on Twitter. She posted updates vowing to kill herself in two weeks.

“It woulda been tonite I ended my life, but my friend caught me and stopped me. So I told him I will give him two more weeks. No one can stop me,” so read her tweet which has been cited by several websites. Her next tweet read, “I am not depressed or unhappy! My life is amazing. It’s not about that though! Like I said, God spoke to me and told me I am needed up there.” In addition to those disturbing tweets, Tila posted several other messages regarding life and death. Some of her other tweets that apparently sounded off her suicidal attempt included; “Say wut u want. At least i care enough 2 tell u that u have 2 more weeks w me here So enjoy it. Appreciate it Now that u know im gone soon”, “Did u know 5 years ago i drowned myself in a bathtub and the ambulance and police came just in time to bring me back to life”, and “Goodnight everyone. Please take care of each other and dont take life for granted … i am going to sleep now … i wont be on twitter nemore”.

I can see how being an Asian tranny gnome with acne only famous for being a slut might make you want to kill yourself, but Tila, you should really take a step back and reevaluate your life. And if that step back is taken from a chair that’s keeping the noose from snapping your neck, I’d be cool with that.

Tila Tequila called San Diego police early Sunday morning to arrest her boyfriend, San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman!

According to reports, Merriman “choked” and “physically restrained” Tila when she tried to leave his Poway home!

Police escorted the MTV dating show star to the Pomerado Hospital in San Diego, while the footballer, who was suspended from the NFL for steroid use in 2006, was taken to the San Diego County Jail under the charges of battery and false imprisonment.

Damn! Shit just got real. Tila is like the size of my nipple and Shawne looks like a giant, so he could probably choke her with his pinky. Scary shit.

Whoever says that Tila Tequila is not a hot bitch, shame on you! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t jump on that sweet little package in a second. I’m talking to you ladies! Cause I know my male readers will jump on anything.