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Whoever says that Tila Tequila is not a hot bitch, shame on you! Don’t tell me you wouldn’t jump on that sweet little package in a second. I’m talking to you ladies! Cause I know my male readers will jump on anything.

Tila Tequila, once again got her fake-bi-sexual heart torn to shreds on a reality TV show! Tila chose ogre hooker Kristy Morgan as her final choice. Kristy turned down Tila, because she’s “scared and confused.” The writers really should have just made her say, “Um.. .Sorry piggy, but I’m strictly dickly.”

Their awful acting was truly amazing, and we expect an Emmy nomination in the very near future. Obviously ,I would like to congratulate Kristy Morgan, the “lucky” winner of “A Shot to My Skull with Tila Tequila.”

Page Six claims Tila Tequila is only pretending to be bi-sexual for MTV cameras. A source said that the star of “A Shot At Love” has had a boyfriend for over a year and refuses to break up with him.

The source went on to say, “Tila has and has had a boyfriend for over a year, and she’s not really bi. She’s made out with some girls in her past, as all girls have, but she is not bi at all. This is a massive scam . . . That’s why they are not continuing with the show [for a second season], because she won’t dump him.”

The source also said she is a straight-up bitch, arrives late and won’t talk to any of the contestants between takes.

Hearing that Tila is strictly dickly doesn’t surprise me. Stripper types always “make out” and “rub on” chicks, because they think it’s hot and moronic dudes like it. And since when does MTV fake reality TV? Say it isn’t so!