A little while ago, Steven Tyler suffered a broken shoulder when he fell off a stage in South Dakota sending him to the hospital and forcing him to cancel his tour. Well, he was recently photographed at Pembroke Center Liqours in Boston with actor Chuck Slavin and what the hell did the doctors there do to him? He’s now an 79-year-old woman. This is why I never go to the doctors. One minute they’re testing your blood pressure, the next they’re gassing you up and giving you a sex reassignment surgery. Hopefully Tyler got a nice set of tits out of the mix-up.

Dammit, I knew I should have seen Aerosmith in concert when I still had the chance!

Yesterday, we reported that Steven Tyler suffered mild injuries to the shoulder and neck due to his fall offstage at a performance in Sturgis, South Dakota. There are no details or reports of his injuries and now there is a rumor that he is dead. Is it true?

No. Steven Tyler is not dead.

So folks you can rest now that you know Steven Tyler the rock legend is alive and kicking.

Steven Tyler was rushed to the hospital after falling from the stage during a concert in South Dakota last night. The Associated Press says Steven suffered minor head, neck and shoulder owwies. Steven was immediately airlifted to the hospital after being examined by an on-site doctor. A rep for the Buffalo Chip Campground, where the concert took place, said Steven was all jokes and laughed about it afterwards. The rep added:

“He does a lot of dancing on the stage and he does a lot of stuff with his mike stand. He put his stand down and twirled around and stepped backwards off the stage. It was an unfortunate end to an extraordinary evening.”

Last month, Aerosmith was forced to cancel a bunch of shows after Steven effed up his leg while jumping onstage. Their bassist Tom Hamilton had to get non-invasive surgery and was temporarily replaced by David Hull for part of the tour. And Joe Perry had knee surgery back in March.

I believe that Steven Tyler is going to outlive us all, so it won’t be long before he’s thrusting his crotch bone and shimmying like he needs a dollar in a serious way.