Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are appearing on the show “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!” and it seems they took the title a bit too literally. No, not the part about them actually being “celebrities” – the part where they want out. Supposedly the two tried to quit on the first day.

Heidi Klum threw her 9th Annual Halloween Party in New York on Friday dressed as the multi-armed Indian god Shiva. As always, she had the best costume there. The only way that costume could kick any more ass is if it also included eight boobs and maybe a jet pack.

Seal

Ashley Olsen

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart 

Carmen Electra

Helena Christensen

Ice-T and Coco

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Kendra Wilkinson

Kim Kardashian

Liv Tyler

Traci Bingham 

Radar magazine, in an apparent attempt to derail any credibility they might possess, have given Heidi Montag’s boyfriend/obedience trainer, Spencer Pratt, an advice column called “YO SPENCER!” In the first column? Dear Spencer gives advice to a young woman who done pissed the bed of a guy she was dating. His verdict?

… if the guy’s really, really, really cool, he might understand. But I wouldn’t count on it. Best bet is to be honest and tell him that was the drunkest you’ve ever been and that it was a huge mistake and it’ll never happen again. And make sure you buy him new sheets.

Maybe it would have helped more if he relayed on how he handles it when Heidi has a little accident. Usually rubbing her nose in it, swatting her with a rolled up newspaper and telling her, “Bad! Bad Heidi” does the trick, from what I understand.

Dumb & Dumber’s retardical Easter festivities last weekend: