If you’re Benji Madden, how do you dump Sophie Monk for Paris Hilton? It’s like choosing Top Ramen over Filet Mignon. But instead of actually eating the Top Ramen, you stab yourself in the eye with your fork.

Sophie Monk is a shitty actress , but I doubt you’ll care because her bikini is virtually see-through when it’s wet.

I simply just know who Sophie Monk is – she might be the one in those sex tapes I have labeled “sex with Soohie Monk” – so her getting bare ass naked was an awesome idea to get my attention. The Sun UK has gotten some footage of her in the movie “Sex and Death 101″. Sophie is almost certainly best known as “… um, who?” or as Benji Madden’s girlfriend. Benji Madden, of course, is best known for being Sophie Monk’s boyfriend, so stand back, or else the burning star power of this story might singe your fingers.