Brittany Murphy Is On The Drugs »
Nov 9, 2007 in Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy | 1 Comment

Brittany Murphy is on the drugs. I wonder if she thinks about that hot halfwit Ashton Kutcher before she hops into bed with Igor here. She has been married to Simon Monjack for almost 6-months now and I’m surprised. This is one of those marriages that I figured would last like 2-seconds. It was rumored that Brittany only married Simon, so he could stay in the country.
Here’s Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany has never looked better and now I know why she married Bigfoot. She looks like a tiny, pretty fairy next to him. Marrying a fug makes you look beautiful.

