Category: Simon Monjack

Brittany Murphy Is On The Drugs »

Nov 9, 2007 in Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy | 1 Comment

Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night.

Brittany Murphy is on the drugs. I wonder if she thinks about that hot halfwit Ashton Kutcher before she hops into bed with Igor here. She has been married to Simon Monjack for almost 6-months now and I’m surprised. This is one of those marriages that I figured would last like 2-seconds. It was rumored that Brittany only married Simon, so he could stay in the country.

Here’s Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany has never looked better and now I know why she married Bigfoot. She looks like a tiny, pretty fairy next to him. Marrying a fug makes you look beautiful.

Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night. Brittany and her beautiful husband at a Motorola party last night.

Did Brittany Murphy Marry Simon Monjack to Keep Him From Being Deported? »

May 24, 2007 in Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy | 2 Comments

Did Brittany Murphy marry Simon Monjack to keep him from being deported?

The National Enquirer reports Monjack was arrested on expired visa charges in the middle of the night on March 27 - just over a month before the couple’s rushed marriage. The tabloid also hits the actress’ tubby hubby with allegations of bad debts and sleazy business schemes, which sources told Page Six the “Clueless” cutie knew nothing about. Monjack’s lawyer told us “disgruntled ex-girlfriends” are making the charges and that immigration lawyers concluded the marriage had no bearing on his visa status. Murphy’s rep had no comment.