Jesus fucking God; there’s going to be another one of those goddamn Sex and the City movies. Like the first one wasn’t already the bane my my christforsaken existence as a gossip blogger for like six mothereffing months. I hope Sarah Jessica Parker wears another one of her zany hats to the premiere so we can all talk about it until I want to punch myself in the face.

“Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board,” a source tells Us. “It just happened.”

Nixon told Us she has a few ideas for her character, feisty lawyer Miranda Hobbes. “I would love to see her and Carrie and Charlotte and Samantha all go off on some wild mad cap adventure somewhere,” she said.

True story: I visibly cringed at the phrase “mad cap adventure.” So basically, she’s thinking Thelma and Louise only with four aging whores. And yet I would actually consider going to see it if they all drove off a cliff in the end and maybe if Michael Bay did the special effects. Somebody please make that happen!

When I first saw these photos of Chris Noth and actress Sarah Jessica Parker, I thought: What. The. Fudge. Didn’t this fucking movie wrap already? Isn’t it coming out in like a month? As it turns out, it’s just an Annie Leibowitz photoshoot for Vogue. Which doesn’t make it any better, really – because if I’m fed up, I can only imagine how New Yorkers feel about this. Hey everybody, we’re shutting down entire parts of the city again for more “Sex and the City” bullshit! Isn’t that exciting?!

One things for sure, when this movie finally comes the fuck out, it’s gonna be record breaking in the numbers of extras who give the middle finger in backgrounds of scenes.

They hardly finished filming a couple of weeks ago and there’s already a “Sex and the City” teaser trailer out. The movie doesn’t hit theaters until May 2008. It looks like the same shit, but with more cash. Think of the re-touching bill alone?! It’s about 4 old crows fighting over the last sugar-free Jello cup. Not really, but basically.