I don’t really like to give companies’ free advertisings, but when you get Scarlett Johansson to show that much cleavage in order to sell some stupid handbags, then that is what I call marketing genius. Thank you Louis Vuitton. Now we know why your bags are so costly. Scarlett Johansson isn’t going to show those puppies off for free, after all.

I’m no fashion expert, but there’s just something very mistaken with the way her shorts fit. Call me mad, but she’s got a slight case of ‘mom butt’ going on. (If you don’t know what ‘mom butt’ is, just picture your mother in pants). And what’s up with her new nose ring? Is Scarlett rebelling!? Well let’s just say that Scarlett won’t be topping any “sexiest celeb” lists this year if this keeps up.

Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson have been coupled together for a few months now and it seems they are softening up with the public a little bit.

The two were dotted captivating in a show at the Troubadour on Monday night. Given that they both arrived separately, they met inside. A witness at the show told that they greeted each other with a hug and a kiss on the lips.

“In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other,” says the source. “He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”

After the show, the new couple hung out for a while and then decided to leave hand-in-hand after they poked outside and checked if there were any paparazzi outside.