In the December issue of Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals an utterly disgusting favorite scent of hers.

“I love the smell of diapers,” she tells the December issue of Elle magazine.

Parker has been on double diaper duty after the arrival of her twin daughters Marion Loretta and Tabitha Hodge — who were delivered by a surrogate earlier this year — and she doesn’t mind at all.

“I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good,” the Sex and the City star, 44, says, adding that she even says she loves “the smell of Balmex,” a diaper rash cream.

Like a baked good? The hell kinda pastries does this woman eat? Listen, the least disgusting thing that children ever smell of is drool, so this is basically like someone saying their favourite perfume is Eau de Merde. Which… different strokes, I guess, but dayum.

Swear to god, when I first saw these pics of Sarah Jessica Parker wearing a see-through dress, I naturally assumed she was filming a scene for Rob Zombie’s latest horror film. Turns out she’s actually filming Sex in the City 2. My mistake.

Here’s Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of Sex and the City 2, because obviously they would make another one of these. Goddammit…

Jesus fucking God; there’s going to be another one of those goddamn Sex and the City movies. Like the first one wasn’t already the bane my my christforsaken existence as a gossip blogger for like six mothereffing months. I hope Sarah Jessica Parker wears another one of her zany hats to the premiere so we can all talk about it until I want to punch myself in the face.

“Not all the contracts are signed, but everyone is on board,” a source tells Us. “It just happened.”

Nixon told Us she has a few ideas for her character, feisty lawyer Miranda Hobbes. “I would love to see her and Carrie and Charlotte and Samantha all go off on some wild mad cap adventure somewhere,” she said.

True story: I visibly cringed at the phrase “mad cap adventure.” So basically, she’s thinking Thelma and Louise only with four aging whores. And yet I would actually consider going to see it if they all drove off a cliff in the end and maybe if Michael Bay did the special effects. Somebody please make that happen!