Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s rumored wedding is gonna have to be put on hold. California voters last night narrowly passed Proposition 8, which eliminates the right of same-sex couples to marry. Lohan is holding out hope due to a loophole in the law which allows marriage “if your partner looks like she probably has a penis.”

Samantha and Lindsay are still on a big lezzie holiday in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Is there such a thing as too much Lindsay Lohan in a bikini? Ha ha, of course not! That’s like asking if there can be too much blue sky or too much Wild Turkey Bourbon in your morning coffee.. But I have one simple request; can you Paparazzi guys stop putting Sam in the shots? You’re killing everything that is good about them, including my erection.

I’m mildly surprised Samantha’s wearing a normal bikini. Not only is Samantha wearing a bikini, but it’s pink… I guess I expected something more lesbianish. Like jean shorts or cargo pants. At long last, we finally have an idea of what Samantha Ronson looks like naked! Pale and pasty, like the underbelly of a fish, with sculpted physique of a pre-chewed wad of spongecake.

Here’s more of these two hipster gayelles in Los Cabos, Mexico.