Rosie O’Donnell and her girlfriend Kelli Carpenter are evidently going to wait to get married again until gay marriage is legal across the entire country.

O’Donnell married Carpenter four years ago when the mayor of San Francisco allowed same-sex marriages, but that wedding was declared invalid.

Rosie says she and Kelli are “going to wait until it’s legal everywhere, because otherwise, I said to Kelli, we’ll be going around touring the country on the marriage tour every state by state.”

“The same way it was illegal for black and white people to marry at one point and people couldn’t conceive of that ever being different, I do think that two consenting, law-abiding adults who want to share their life together should be allowed to do that,” she said.

Many other gay celebrities like Ellen DeGeneres and Portia DeRossi, along with George Takei and his partner Brad Altman plan to get married in Cali after June 17th when it is legal to do so there.

Rosie O’Donnell is currently whoring out her book of crazies “Celebrity Detox.” Oprah invited Rosie to come on her show and talk about the book. Rosie turned her down. Disgrace! Rosie will sit down with Diane Sawyer instead. I’m sure Diane can’t wait to dish about Barbara Walters.

Rosie’s rep said, “Rosie has always been booked with Diane. We gracefully declined Oprah’s offer. I’m sure Rosie will do Oprah’s show another time.”

When asked to comment Oprah said, “Rosie who?” No she didn’t say that, but you know she will in the future. Rosie is dead to her!

Oprah is seriously like the Empress of Books! She’s almost certainly calling every bookstore in the world demanding them to rip every page out of Rosie’s book.

The Insider reports:

She writes that as a child, she used to break her own limbs with “a baseball bat” or a “wooden hanger.”

On page 186, it reads: “My hands and fingers usually. No one knew. My secret.” Why? “Proof,” she writes, “that I had some value, enough to be fixed.” And later, Rosie cryptically adds, “There were many benefits to having a cast. In the middle of the night, it was a weapon.”

I’m guessing she needed a “weapon” because she was abused? I could be wrong.

She has determination. I tried to break my nose once so I could stay home from school. I couldn’t go through with it, so I drank half a bottle of Palmolive to make myself vomit. It tasted so nasty. They didn’t have delicious scents like grapefruit and hibiscus back then. I know Rosie and I belong to the crazy house.

Rosie spent a lovely day on the water with her kids this past weekend.

Holy shit! At the first look I actually thought it was a big ass fat man with Kirsten Dunst! The whale that played Free Willy is probably dead by now but maybe she could play him in part 3. Rosie sure look like a beached whale. Free Willy is cuter complete with Michael Jackson theme song.

She’s gone off again and this time she’s gone after Paula Abdul. Paula is an angel sent from God! Well…. angel sent from a Vicodin bottle. Here’s what that Rosie had to say on her blog:

right now
paula abdul would yell action
and the result would be
what we all see

there r times
u r so broken
fragile
pain filled
love less
desperate
raw
vulnerable
so needy for love

the black hole
satan vortex
gains and drains
eventually

were we brave enuf
or stoned enuf
to allow access
to the swampy crazy part

hey paula
we cringe
at r selves
thru u

an interior designer
top of her game
home maker of the stars
a hairdresser arrives

and nods
yes yes
i know her so
money wasted – time – talent

no no no
she cries
did u know u were creating for me?
she asks the insulted artist

and blah blah blah
good god
the worst of us
all

Sorry guys, but I absolutely agree. I saw that episode and Paula Abdul might be the most mentally unstable person.

She is such a crazy bitch and she’s this completely needy diva who constantly considers herself a victim in his cruel game of life…you know, where she has her hairstylist, stylist, 2 assistants, consultant, etc. following her around her mansion and doing anything she pleases. Yea, tough life.

She followed that lovely sentiment with, “I can’t fight with pregnant people. Just go have your baby and have a nice life.”

Watch the video above to see Rosie’s little drawing.

Rosie O’Donell might not have time to do a talk show with Imus. She recently confirmed on her blog that she is in talks to take over The Price is Right now that Bob Barker is retiring.

Rosie O’Donnell now won’t keep her lips shut about the whole “View” incident. People are to end with moving past it, but she’s not. Rosie is currently on tour with Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors tour and she once again talked shit during a Columbia, MD gig.

Rosie told the audience, “I got to tell you, I’ve been hanging around with those heteros for a full year and it’s not fun! Turn around one minute and they’ll stab you in the back with a high heel. They will.”

Elisabeth Hasselcrack was singing a different tune at the Daytime Emmys. She said, “With Rosie, the conversation is always fun, real and true.”

Rosie also talked about the whole Roe VS Wade thing by saying, “I don’t want anyone to have control over my body besides me and Angelina Jolie. Just a little joke, Kelli. She’s out sick. She’ll never hear it. Don’t you YouTube it, or it’ll be two more years of counseling.”

Rosie and Angie… Not a bad idea! Both love-buying kids, both are pretty maddening and Rosie needs to eat less while Angie needs to eat more. This is just what the doctor ordered!

Barbara Walters talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KISS-FM radio show “On-Air with Ryan Seacrest” Wednesday, about how things had changed at The View since Rosie O’Donnell’s departure:

“The Hot Topics have been fun. There are some things that we were able to discuss that we weren’t able to discuss with Rosie, like heterosexual sex. Because, you know, Rosie’s lifestyle is different, being an open lesbian…We are perhaps not quite as political [or] vocal about [things], but the Hot Topics have been very fun, and the ratings are up, so we’re quite happy. Obviously, the audience is very loyal.”

Rosie’s response: “She is almost 80.”

I’m not surprised by Barbara Walters’ comments. Remember, she used the word “colored” to describe African-Americans.

Barbara Walters and sex (of any kind)… I need to wash that mental image out of my head.

Rosie O’Donnell has had ”an interesting year,” she confided Sunday, and a lot of it will be in her new book, ”Celebrity Detox,” coming this fall.

Speaking at a feast meeting at BookExpo America, the publishing industry’s annual national convention, O’Donnell said her long-delayed chronicle on fame will not be ”vindictive” or ”mean-spirited,” but will offer a candid look at her very public life, including her brief, battling stint on ”The View.”

”It is, in fact, a drug,” she said of fame, and spoke of seeing peers so radically, and scarily, transformed by celebrity that they looked like victims of ”crystal meth.”

O’Donnell, looking healthy but tired on a Sunday morning, noted that her book was hypothetical to come out a few years ago, but she determined it wasn’t ready, not quite ”cooked.” Her time on ”The View” convinced her she was ready to start baking again. She called the book ”half blog,” half ‘’straight” writing.

Last month, O’Donnell ended an eight-month tenure on ”The View” that lifted the show’s ratings and, perhaps, the blood pressure of show creator Barbara Walters. O’Donnell feuded with Donald Trump and frequently had snippy exchanges with the extra conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
”We’ve had to change the epilogue,” she said of ”Celebrity Detox,” then joked that her next career move would be ”auditioning for ‘The Apprentice.”’