Get ready to have your faith in true love unfathomably shaken — Kim Kardashian and football star Reggie Bush have gone their separate ways after two years together. According to Us Magazine

“Nobody cheated,” a source close to the couple says. “This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions. It was a totally mutual decision.”

The reality star, 28, began dating Bush, 24, in April 2007.

I love how the gut reaction is to deny cheating. Like, okay Kim. No one accused her of getting peed on by another guy. And even if she were getting peed on by another guy, is that so wrong? Either way, there’s lots of urine out there in the world, and she’s still young. So let’s everybody just cut her some slack.