Petra Nemcova did a spread for DT magazine where she’s naked and on blocks of ice. I’ve heard of icing your nipples, but this shit is ridiculous. I have no understanding at all about the artistic nature of this, but she’s nude, so, hell yeah!

I’m not sure what the idea behind this photoshoot is exactly, but it looks like Petra Nemcova is going for an incredibly sexy goth look, and it’s definitely working. Obviously I’m not surprised whatsoever. Petra could be done up in clown makeup and in a tutu and she’d still look shwingtastic. Actually, I wouldn’t mind seeing that at all.

Here are Avril Lavigne and Petra Nemcova at the grand opening of Koi in Las Vegas. Now, I’ve always considered Avril to be an above-average-looking girl, but having her place next to Petra Nemcova, I’ve realized just how insanely hot Petra is. It’s sick! In the future, I’d advise any female celebrity to avoid having her picture taken with Petra Nemcova at all costs. It’s not excellent PR.